chellodello replied to your post: I am a terrible drinker.

How adorable. If it makes you feel better my drinking is limited to a champagne class of shitty wine.

I’m not getting drunk off of it, or even tipsy…I just drink really really slowly. On my birthday, it took me so long to drink the Mai Tai my dad bought me, that he eventually made me chug it, so we could leave. 

Also, this:

is delicious. And I don’t want to open a second one, and I don’t want to run out, so I am at a stalemate with myself.